Saturday, May 15, 2010

A job half done

Risa thinks maybe a white roof will lower temperatures in the house in summer without resorting to air conditioning. She's also pretty sure the elastomeric membrane will seal down the edges of the roll roofing somewhat, and add to the life of the roll roofing. She's realizing she's laid her last roof, so she wants this one to get some TLC now, while she can still oompah her way up the ladder with a five-gallon bucket of goop.

The trick is to extend the ladder so that its feet can be propped far enough from the roof that the bucket will rest on one step at a time without trying to shove her off balance. Not that she's not holding on, but these buckets can be mean once gravity gets a hold on them.

The roller work is very slow. So she listens to Beethoven and Schubert sonatas and gets into it as a kind of meditation. She can spread five gallons in a day. It looks like it's going to require eight gallons -- two coats -- to do the house.

In full sun the roof is unbelievably bright with just the one coat. Risa thinks it looks pretty good the way it is. Maybe just four buckets and call it finished?

She shows it to Beloved. Of course the clouds have come, so that all the roller marks show.

Ugly as sin.

Beloved looks at Risa with her hopeful, trusting eyes. "Do you think ..."

"Yes, yes, " she rushes to reassure. "Two coats. Wouldn't think of leaving a job half done."


Whose is that long white box in the grove? -- Sylvia Plath, Ariel.

4 comments:

  1. You made me laugh out loud -- I'm planning to get this done in the wee hours pretty darned soon as well. I was also hoping I could get by with only one coat...seems prolly not... ;)

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  2. Anonymous5:42 PM

    White should help a little especially if you do not have a vented attic.

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  3. Two coats it is. Just make sure she checks on you every now and again. We don't want you half cooked with all that reflected heat.

    Roof colour make a difference, unfortunately in Oz the latest craze is black coloured tiles on the roof ...Can you believe that it is still allowed?

    The idiots will be wondering why they have such a huge cooling bill come summer.

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  4. >allowed

    The Tea partiers would be all over that; "What?? It's my RIGHT to shoot myself in the foot." Yes it is; doesn't mean we're enthused to see libertarian herd behavior any more than any other kind, tho ... ;)

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